Horse+Puns

__Punny Horse Puns: __

1) Yay or Neigh 2) Put Your Hooves Up 3) Don't Rein on our Parade 4) Don't Stirrup Trouble 5) Let's Fence Up This Conversation

Paul M posted a video about wild horses being discovered in the Tortolita Mountains North of Tucson.

John Walkenbach - They've been there a while, so it must be a stable  population. Brian Peters - Ugh! Paul M - Uh oh...here we go again. That +John Walkenbach is so saddle  try to make a pun out of anything. Paul M - Hay, +John Walkenbach, whinny <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> ya gonna add another one? <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Steve Schuller - It's a personality defect; he <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">mustang <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> out with the wrong people. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">John Walkenbach - Probably never. You will always <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">rein <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">king of the puns, Paul. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">John Walkenbach - I hang out with your buddies, Steve. Any pal of yours is a <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">palomino. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">John Walkenbach - BTW, it's a good thing we're having this conversation on line. I have a sore throat and can't talk very well. I'm a <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">quarter hoarse <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Chris Johnson - I'm <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">appaloosa <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> some ground if I don't <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">pony <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> up and get in the <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">race <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Chris Johnson - These contests really <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">stirrup <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> the emotions. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">John Walkenbach - Paul should be good at these puns. He used to live in Pennsylvania. Near <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Filly <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">, I think. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Chris Johnson - I can't <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">horse <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> around here any more. I have to <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">giddy-up <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> and go. I <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">foald <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">, you win by a <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">neck. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Chris Johnson - I'm back. I <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">mare <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> may not have to <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">trot <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> off. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">John Walkenbach - Some may think this is a bit <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">lame <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">, but it's a good way to <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">harness <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> creativity. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Paul M - Wow--I've been working, and just came back to find this long <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">trail <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> of puns! I didn't think it would come running out of the <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">gates <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> like this. That was my <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">mane <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> concern. 10:23 <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Steve Schuller - You've just got to take it with <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">equinimity <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">, Paul. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Bisbo Nian - I tried to get into this <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">race <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">, but my first <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">draft <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> was a little slow out <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">of the gates <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Bisbo Nian - That's all I've got; I'm <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">dun <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">John Walkenbach - <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Hay <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">, I think I'll <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">bale <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> too. I'm no good at this. I'll just bite the billet and leave. I could look up some more words, but that wouldn't be <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">farrier <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Paul M - Ok, I <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">whinny <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">! <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">John Walkenbach - I'd like to thank all of you <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">chaps <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> for participating. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Peter Lindelauf - Thanks for bringing that plate of <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">horse d'oeuvres <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">John Walkenbach - It was a <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">cinch <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">. <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Lasso <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> but no least (and for what it's <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">girth <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">), we should really <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">flank <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> Paul, my <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">halter <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> ego and the <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">flounder <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> of this thread. His mother <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">reared <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> him properly, and from the day he was <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">barn <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> taught him the <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">ropes <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">. He learned to stick with it -- <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">withers <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> it's good or bad. Let's give him a <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">hand <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Peter Lindelauf - You look like you been <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">wrote hard and put away wet <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">, boss. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Paul M - I figured you two would be back to <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">stirrup <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> some more trouble. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Chris Johnson - You all are driving me <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">buggy <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">. I <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">carriage <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> you long enough. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Paul M - Was that a back-handed compliment, J-Walk? I hope not. I can't <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">bear back <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">-handed compliments. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">John Walkenbach - <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Stirrup <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">? Using the same word twice is <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">tacky <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Paul M - Sorry. I'd change it, but I <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">canter race <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> what I've already <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">ridden <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">. <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">John Walkenbach - Well, it won't be there <span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">furlong <span style="color: #9ed51a; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">.